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Entries for 'Head Jokster'
Head Jokster posted on April 23, 2010 06:24
A woman and her baby get on to a city bus. After looking at both of them the bus driver says: "WOW! That must be the ugliest baby I have seen in my life!"
The woman storms back to the rear of the bus so angry she can't even see straight. The woman turns next to the man she just sat down next to and says, "The bus driver was so rude to me!"
The ma...
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Head Jokster posted on April 14, 2010 06:57
Lying in bed the 72 year old man was seriously ill. Knowing that death would come soon the man called his lawyer.
"I was thinking how you told me I could get a law degree if I had enough money to buy one. How much does it cost again?"
"It's $65,000," replied the lawyer. "But you are dying! Why would you want to have a law degree now?"
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Head Jokster posted on April 08, 2010 06:38
Two men are sitting in a bar. Both are getting very drunk. Without warning one of the men throws up all over himself.
The man says "Unbelievable! My wife is going to kill me!".
The other guy at the bar says "Hey man, no worries. All you need to do is put a $10 bill in your shirt pocket. Then when your wife asks what happened just tell her t...
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Head Jokster posted on April 06, 2010 05:57
A boy and his Father visiting from a third world country were at an American shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his Father, "What is this Father?".
The Father responded, "Son I have never s...
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