CLEVER JOKES

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor ha...

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A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of proffesional brain offerred at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher: "How much for the Engineer brain?" "$5 dollars an ounce." "How much for the doctor brain?" "$7 dollars an ounce." "How much for the lawyer brain?" "...

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A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of proffesional brain offerred at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher: "How much for the Engineer brain?" "$5 dollars an ounce." "How much for the doctor brain?" "$7 dollars an ounce." "How much for the lawyer brain?" "...

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One summer afternoon, Former President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. After a long road trip, they stopped at a service station to fill up their car with gas. As it turns out, the owner of the gas station was Hillary’s old high school boyfriend. They exchanged a brief chit-chat before th...

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A divorce court judge said to the husband,"Mr Reynolds ,I have reviewed the case and have decided to give your wife $750 a week." "That's very fair,your honour," the man replied. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."